Fru Kristof Billund

06/09/2025: Late one night, while searching for food in Billund with my children, I stumbled upon City Restaurant. I entered and was greeted kindly in a desolate restaurant. After waking the owner, I asked if the kitchen was still open. The man thankfully replied "of course," and I jumped for joy. When I opened the menu, I fortunately had a spontaneous fit of rage when I saw that the only thing I could afford was pasta carbonara. Unfortunately, my pasta consisted of only three strands. My children were ecstatic to see that beneath these three strands lay a meter-deep layer of greasy soup. Unfortunately, I wasn't given a spoon to go with this smoky substance. I also pooped in the toilet and had to feed my children crayons, which is what happens when you don't provide a spoon with your greasy soup. Otherwise, Perfect restaurant Recommended if you're looking for pure shit

05/09/2025: Great food and the place looks really nice. Only the wait time could be shorter