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24/06/2025: Got the wrong thing delivered twice. Half the restaurant was closed off.

17/05/2025: **Review of McDonald’s – 5 stars (maybe)** So I walked in, and then there was a door. It opened like doors do. I stepped in with my shoes on, because that’s what you usually do. There were lights that weren’t turned off, and the walls were… wall-like. People were standing, like people do now. There was a counter, and someone was standing behind it, looking. Not much, but enough. I pointed, I think. There was something on a screen. I pressed, or maybe I didn’t. It all flowed together a bit with time. A sound came from somewhere. It sounded like something. Nothing specific, just something. There was a smell of air. Not necessarily good or bad air – just air with a smell. Someone walked by with a tray. It had things on it. Colorful things. I sat down. Or stood. Or both, a bit alternately. There was a table. Or something that could be a table. I looked at it. It didn’t look back. It seemed reasonable. I might have eaten. Or watched someone do it. The taste was there. A kind of taste. Not sour. Not sweet. Just... an experience that happened inside the mouth. All in all: McDonald’s. It was there. I was there. It wasn’t nothing. 5 stars because a number had to be chosen.