12/06/2025: The food was absolutely fine for the price – tasty and as expected. The staff were nice and welcoming, but it was also clear that they were not professional, which was noticeable in the service. A big minus was that they had almost none of the white wines that were on the menu. All in all, an okay experience, but with room for improvement.
11/06/2025: Review: Cafeministeriet – Where the coziness lives, but the Riesling has run away
If you've ever thought: "I want a day with a great atmosphere, nice people and wine that tastes like it was tapped straight from the drain of lemon hell", then Cafeministeriet is the place for you!
Let's start with the good – the atmosphere! Cafeministeriet is super cozy, the kind of place where you almost expect Morten Harket from a-ha to come in and ask if he can sit with you. The employees are so nice that you're considering taking them home and introducing them to your parents.
But… then came the wine
A Riesling that should be reported to the wine police. It was as if the bottle had been on a sour vacation in a lemon tree that never bore fruit. It wasn't wine – it was acid in a bottle. We're talking chemistry lab vibes. If you could take away everything that makes a Riesling good – fruit, sweetness, charm, zest for life – then you have this wine. It was so bland that we felt like we had drunk a PowerPoint slide show of emptiness.
The steak? It was so cold, however, that we began to consider whether it should be served with ice cubes. At first, we thought it was a new Nordic interpretation of “Tatarsne” – but no, it was just… cold. The plate agreed on the temperature, so points for coordination.
But! The company was fantastic. It turned out that even the world’s most acidic Riesling and a steak with a cold water shock cannot ruin a good evening when you are surrounded by lovely people and enough laughter to drown out both wine and thermal shock.
All in all: Go to Cafeministeriet for the coziness and the wonderful staff. But if you are offered a Riesling – smile, enjoy the place, and order something with percentages that don’t bite back.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – 5 stars for atmosphere, company and staff. Minus 2 for tartaric acid and frozen steak.
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