Royal Bagel København

28/03/2024: Totally messed up place. Smell of fear and post-digital apocalypse. I bet there is a case of shotgunshells and a baseball bat with glued glass shards behind the counter. People come and go in waves passing through city and states of drunkness. Very jovial, as in you can hold conversations in several tables simultaneously while someone walks over your table to buy shots for everybody. Chaos. Sense of community. Bartender - who could be a character from Mad Max - offers his sharp remaks on every drink like a nihilist chinese cookie machine. Time is measured by calendar. I like the place so much I only wish I could pass out on their floor. I totalled you punch machine. It gave 1 after going past nine hundred. Sorry about that. This bar is something that the swedish mind will reel in horror of in their binary conception of profligacy. However the hardened and fearless will find their kind in this warmhearted hallhole.

03/02/2024: Banger place, we were totally in doubt as to where to go after the light closed. Luxury we ended up here! The place and the detail are really taken care of (topgunn reference) All in all, a very cool experience! (Kim's chips for 25 btw) -Esther, Miley, Virgil and Rosa😍🤞🏻