Dürüm Symfoni København

19/04/2025: At Vela, we danced all night with Copenhagen’s dykes n’ queers. When the owner learned that my girlfriend is Brazilian, she insisted on putting some Brazilian music on the playlist. It was hilarious to watch Danes frightened off the dance floor by the sounds of baile funk, but the few who stuck around dropped their butts to the grimy, beerslicked floor. At Vela, I saw one of the drunkest women I’ve yet beheld, a lumbering blonde who was playing a strange and kinky game with a cute brunette in which the brunette invited the blonde in for a kiss, only to coyly, gently shove her away just before contact. When after several rounds the brunette finally let herself be kissed, the blonde was so gobsmacked that she fell to the ground like a tree beneath a lumberjack’s axe. She lay in a puddle of booze, staring up, eyes wide, her face lit with wonder and surprise at her good fortune.

05/04/2025: Absolutely amazing little bar, the owner is very friendly and will happily chit chat with you! The lovely owner speaks English very well and so as tourists we felt very comfortable and welcomed. Epic taste in dance music too!